Love me some Danger…

Danger’s coming….

In August…

Why you ask??

Because Chef Vivi is all knocked up and Captain America has pre-named the baby “Danger”! (I know, I know…) He refuses to discuss the possibility of a “not a boy” child and insists that giving his son the ability to say in truth “My middle name is Danger” is such a cool thing to do….Of course, the Grown-ups in the room can only picture a cheesy, skeevy Dude in a polyester leisure suit, neck dripping with gold chains proudly displayed because his shirt is unbuttoned down to his paunchy mid section, reeking of Brut cologne, hair slicked back with a quart of Brylcreem and wearing white patent leather platform shoes  uttering such a pick-up line….Need proof that my Son-In-Law really is that DORKY?? Here’s the gist of his announcement on FB:

“LET IT BE KNOWN THAT IN 2013, A CHILD WILL BE BORN AND AS PER THE PROPHECY THE CHILD SHALL LEAD THE MASSES AGAINST THE HORDES OF THE UNDEAD AND BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE AND DEFEAT THE WHITE WALKERS AND THE CHILD SHALL KNOW BOTH THE RIDDLE OF STEEL AND WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE. AND YOU WILL KNOW THE CHILD IS THE CHOSEN ONE BY ITS MIDDLE NAME…….DANGER”

I wouldn’t jest about such a thing… 🙂 We love him, excessive Dorkiness and all!

At any rate, we’re all SUPER EXCITED!! And I promise, I had no clue until they were here for Christmas and CA walked into the living room wearing a “World’s Best Dad” T-shirt which at first I thought had to do with their beloved dog Denny and not a 2nd Grandbaby! Vivi wanted to wait until after the 1st ultrasound to make any big announcements but y’all have to know I have been DYING  to spill the beans!

Wanna meet my next Grand??

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Gorgeous right? 🙂 The proud Mommy said he (she) was waving and dancing some kind of jiggedy jig the whole time!

Vivi is due in mid August, and so I’ll be flying to Guam to help with the new Baby. We’ll all be praying that CA isn’t out on a deployment when she goes into labor….That’s why I’ll be there, just in case.

Y’all send lots and LOTS of healthy, happy baby juju! I’ll be right here, grinning like the village idiot and shopping for BABY STUFF!!

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A good day to be the Grammy…

Picked up Chef Vivi and Captain America at the airport yesterday morning, first words I hear as they leave the checked point area is CA saying “ChubChub!”….

I knew they were going to be toast the minute they met Avery!

It was love at first sight!

They make the same faces, it’s like they share a brain…

Uncle Dan’s biological clock is ticking like this *stomp. stomp. stomp.* (name that movie!

Now if we could only get them to stop fighting over who’s turn it is to hold the baby…..

Ya’ll enjoy the rest of your weekend…I know I will!

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Sometimes a little cooperation is necessary…

Sometimes you get it, sometimes not so much!

Case in point:

The butterfly baby photoshoot….

Being on her tummy is not Miss Avery’s favorite thing…

If I wiggle and bury my face in the sheet Grammy might put my clothes back on me…

Or not….

However, if I pee on her I betcha this game will be over…

My Granddaughter is a genius…

Happy Sunday, Hope your shirt stays drier than mine did!

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And then you shocked the hell outta me…

Ummmmm…

Nearly 1000 of you visited me yesterday….

At first I was like Holy crap! Go me! I started thinking maybe there was a glitch in my counter….But then I just settled into a state of shock and awe. I mean, where did you all come from? How did you find me?

And why the heck don’t you come visit everyday??? HA!

I’m a little perplexed…Do you find my musings entertaining? Enlightening? Encouraging?

Or, is it possible, just possible that the secret is out: I’m friggin brilliant?

My Mom always said so.

So let’s think about that for a minute, and bask in my brilliance. Shall we??

1. I’ve taught you how to deal with Douche Canoes and awkward moments. Because I don’t want you to be ill equipped for life’s problems…Go me!

2. I’ve instructed you on how to make a voodoo doll. Because sometimes they’re necessary and I care. Go me!

3. I shared the best cookie recipe on the planet with you, because I’m a giver. Go me!

4. I’ve shared my family’s embarrassing moments, for your entertainment. Because I don’t believe in censorship. And I’m sorry, but that shit’s funny. So Go me!

5. I have shared the awesomeness that is my Avery with you, because she’s too amazing to keep to myself. Go me again! (And Go Avery!)

6. I let you know what a sucker I am for my dogs and how they like to make a fool of me. Because I have no shame. Go me!

7. I shared the recipe for homemade tater tots with you. Because only the best for my peeps. Go me!

8. I openly confessed my problems with addiction And encouraged everyone to become an addict with me. I’m selfless like that. Go me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9. I’ve bared my soul. Because keeping in how I felt just hurt. Go me…

10. I’ve made fun of myself , to give you a chuckle. Because I love ya! Go me!

11. I’ve shared my episodes of shameless behavior. Because, well….I’m shameless! So GO ME!

I think we can all agree that I pretty much rock, right??

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PS….Thanks for visiting! Muah!

Just incredibly thankful…

Somebody please remind me what the heck I did before this little Girl arrived!

She consumes my days…

Play with Peanut, that’s all I want to do!

Or just watch her sleep. That’s fun too…

Bless you!

Seriously, I sit here waiting impatiently for her to wake up so I can hold her and start my day off right….

Coffee just doesn’t do it anymore. I need a double shot of Avery!

Happy Sunday Peeps!

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