The Real Housewives of Black Hawk…

FADE IN:

INT.    LIVING ROOM COMFY CHAIR – EARLY MORNING (Present Day)

GRAMMY is a housewife who fills her day with reruns of mindless reality shows. Occasionally she mixes it up by throwing in Netflix marathon of shows such as Mad Men, Army Wives or Gossip Girl. She drinks coffee and surfs the interwebs for DIY or crafty projects to add to her list of things that will never get done. Her bathroom is in need of cleaning, which she is oblivious to as she tries repeatedly to make it to the next level of Candy Crush Saga on her phone.

                       GRAMMY
              (mumbling to herself)        
“God Bless it! I need a purple one…..crap. Only 3 moves left. GIMME A PURPLE ONE DAMMIT!”
 

INT.    GRAMMY’S KITCHEN  – MORNING

GRAMMY stands in front of open refrigerator door, peering intently at the contents.

                     GRAMMY
              (Still mumbling)
“Need. Chocolate….like seriously”
 

GRAMMY moves to the cabinets. Opens cabinet door and peruses the shelves. She sighs.

INT.   LIVING ROOM COMFY CHAIR – STILL MORNING

GRAMMY sips her coffee. She rummages through a box of crap that sits on her side table. She smiles faintly to herself as she finds a pen and paper. She starts writing a list.

              GRAMMY
   (speaking in a confident manner) 
           “Bon Bons”      
 

SCENE

The End.

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