This post is gonna be all about the random….
Mostly ‘cuz I don’t have enough to say about any one subject to write a whole post on it, but rather have a head full of random snippets that I haven’t the energy to expand on….
1. To My Darling Granddaughter:
Knock off that growing so dang fast would ya??? Grammy loves the snuggly, wiggly, cooing baby stage and if you keep growing like you’re doing you’ll be out of it soon! Stay little!!! 15 pounds and 25 inches long at 4 months….Quit it!!! You’re my Sunshine, my Heart and Soul and I’m in no hurry for you to become an obnoxious teenager….
2. To My Co-Worker Who is Leaving Me for Sunny Beaches:
I’m sorry I called you a bitch but honestly you’d call me one if it were me yakking 24/7 about my effin’ cruise! You know you would! I love ya but come on….you could fit me in your suitcase if you really tried. I do yoga, I’m bendy…..*pout*
3. Jacksonville, Seattle and Memphis:
You’re no cruise but I cannot wait to see y’all in April, July and September!
4. New Clothes:
I’ve gained back about 10 of my hard fought lost pounds from last year. And guess what? I really don’t give a shit. Ok, I do, but not enough to stop cooking and baking yummy nom-noms so…..I’ve been buying new spring and summer clothes and I love them, so there! I yam what I yam…Speaking of Yams, they’re delightful sliced in half and grilled then topped with plenty of BUTTER, BROWN SUGAR AND CINNAMON. Skinny Schminny. I like food….
5. My Readers, the Few and the Faithful:
I heart y’all. I do. I feel the love and encouragement coming through my laptop from your comments and I’m heartened. You validate my feelings, you lighten my mood, you put a smile on my face, you make me giggle….You’re the reason I keep writing. And to Laurie, my newest reader who’s comment made me a bit teary-eyed this morning: I hope I never disappoint. Also, just check back every couple of days or so as I stopped posting everyday at the beginning of the year. Perpetual Brain Fartitis…
6. My Craftroom:
I WILL GET YOU PUT BACK TOGETHER. Someday….I promise. Stay strong in the knowledge that while you sit empty I continue to buy stuff to fill you with. It’s piled up all over this joint….And I did pick up a couple of paint chips at Lowe’s the other day so Chin Up Buttercup!
7. Spring Cleaning:
F*ck you. Seriously….
You’re kinda dumb, but thank you for sending me a DVD from my list even after I cancelled your ass….I’ll watch it tonight while Hubs is at pool practice…
Enjoy your day Peeps! May it be filled with random….