Ok, I’m done thinking and here is my conclusion:
Mr. Lagerfeld, with all due respect, Adele is of average size. You’re just used to 80 pound women. Adele may be “fat” by supermodel standards but she’s young and beautiful. You on the other hand are old and creepy. She can always lose weight if she chooses. The only fix for old and creepy is a paper bag over your head. Or a coffin ….
Lay off my girl, I love me some Adele and if you think she’s overweight wait until I get ahold of you. I’m effin’ JUMBO and totally capable of squishing you like a nasty little bug….I’m just sayin’….
Plus, Hellllloooo?? There’s a little thing called “tact” Sir. You should either develop some or never speak unless your publicist approves it beforehand…
But Thank You for proving my theory once again: MONEY DOESN’T BUY CLASS.