Nearly 1000 of you visited me yesterday….
At first I was like Holy crap! Go me! I started thinking maybe there was a glitch in my counter….But then I just settled into a state of shock and awe. I mean, where did you all come from? How did you find me?
And why the heck don’t you come visit everyday??? HA!
I’m a little perplexed…Do you find my musings entertaining? Enlightening? Encouraging?
Or, is it possible, just possible that the secret is out: I’m friggin brilliant?
My Mom always said so.
So let’s think about that for a minute, and bask in my brilliance. Shall we??
2. I’ve instructed you on how to make a voodoo doll. Because sometimes they’re necessary and I care. Go me!
3. I shared the best cookie recipe on the planet with you, because I’m a giver. Go me!
4. I’ve shared my family’s embarrassing moments, for your entertainment. Because I don’t believe in censorship. And I’m sorry, but that shit’s funny. So Go me!
5. I have shared the awesomeness that is my Avery with you, because she’s too amazing to keep to myself. Go me again! (And Go Avery!)
6. I let you know what a sucker I am for my dogs and how they like to make a fool of me. Because I have no shame. Go me!
7. I shared the recipe for homemade tater tots with you. Because only the best for my peeps. Go me!
8. I openly confessed my problems with addiction And encouraged everyone to become an addict with me. I’m selfless like that. Go me!
9. I’ve bared my soul. Because keeping in how I felt just hurt. Go me…
10. I’ve made fun of myself , to give you a chuckle. Because I love ya! Go me!
11. I’ve shared my episodes of shameless behavior. Because, well….I’m shameless! So GO ME!
I think we can all agree that I pretty much rock, right??
PS….Thanks for visiting! Muah!