Ha! I found this in my drafts, its from like 4 days before Avery was born, I think I had planned to post it on 11/3, but since thats the day she decided to arrive, it never happened! Still funny, especially in retrospect!
This was a thread on facebook this week concerning our reluctant-to-leave-her-Mommy’s-tummy Baby Avery!
Britt: Still nothing…
Me: At this point I want you to wait til Friday. Cuz Loren’s gone Thurs/Fri for a funeral so waiting til at least noon on friday would be very convenient for me. Thanks for playing….
Britt: 10-4 roger that
Me: Your cooperation is appreciated!
Britt: I will do my part… But I cannot speak for the child…
Me: If you’d ever come home, My Grandaughter and I will have a little chat….Grammy can be very persuasive.
J-Belle: i voted for the 3rd…and i always get what i want. (actually, i never do lol, so she probably wont come that day)
Me: Jess that was eloquently undecisive of you!
Chef Vivi: you didn’t chug that bottle of hot sauce did you…
Britt: Noooo… And as you can see now I can’t till friday… Momma says… I did however eat some spicy pickles the other night.. Didn’t help
Chef Vivi: NOT SPICY ENOUGH!!!!…..you never listen to me 😛
Britt: Dude they almost melted my face!! Last monday when we left the hospital we went to mongolian grill and I put that saracha sauce on my noodles.. In honor of you
Chef Vivi: Hahaha…atta girl 😛 Try jumping up and down…..
Britt: Right…. Becuz maybe she’ll just fall out..
Chef Vivi: Exactly!!!…it’s called gravity britt…duh
Britt: Ohhhhh!!! So you’re saying I shouldn’t be standing on my head… My bad
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! “maybe she’ll just fall out”….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *gasp*…..”gravity, duh”……HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! *snort*
Chef Vivi: What??? I’m completely serious…..
Britt: K.. I’m gonna remind you of this when its your turn to have chub chubs!!
Chef Vivi: I’m glad we could amuse you Mama!!! And Brittany you won’t have to remind me cuz clearly I know all of this already…..duh….again
Britt: My bad
Chef Vivi: I’m glad we understand each other 😛
Britt: I’m telling y’all she’s gonna be Poppas Girl.. So therefore she won’t be coming till friday
Chef Vivi: yea she is…… she knows…
Sisters…..The verbal exhanges never cease to amaze me and make me giggle!